How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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i want this framed and above my bed tbh
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

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Pretty much.

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Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom reunite at the world premiere of The Fellowship of the Ring

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.