nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

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How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you? Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451   (via unlively)

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scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

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beyoung1990:

Shit
theonion:

Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now

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